fan mail?

sometimes i get e-mails complimenting my work, sometimes i get e-mails correcting my work, and on the best days, i get the questionable, creepy e-mails. here is one i got today from a fellow we will just call Creeper, for the sake of this blog post.


Corrie,

I saw your article on the Relay for Life in the paper. If you never want to be scared of cancer again. If you never want your family or friends to be scared of cancer again, let me know and I can show you how.

The Creeper Who Sent This
1-800-CREEPS-A-LOT


is this supposed to be sarcastic? is he trying to be helpful? threatening? is he senile? perverted? either way, it's like an 8 on the creepfest scale.