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lima oscar lima's (lol) (laugh out louds) that have come across the scanner:

"a woman called, said her ex-husband is on the front lawn and won't leave. she said she won the house in the divorce. he said that if that cops show up there is going to be a shoot-out."

"woman caller said a man is chasing her down the street with a machete."

"will you go by super one foods? mary ann is waiting outside by the water machine, somebody stole her meds."